Post by Handsome Jack on Nov 14, 2014 20:42:47 GMT -6
Welcome to Seppeku 101
Today we will teach you the correct ways to Seppeku effectively and traditionally!
1. Find something or somehow to dishonor your family!
2. Find a samurai sword.
Now before this point, I must alert you, only do this if you have fully dishonored yourself, your family, your cow, your sister, your village, your city, 2Pac. One Mic, Benedict Cumberbatch, And the list goes on.
3. Shine your sword!
4. Go get into a white robe.
5. Yell something like. "SENGOOOKU JINDAI."
6. Think about how stupid it sounded shouting a period of civil uprising in Japan.
7. Realize you dishonored your family even more now.
8. Go get somebody else to comitt Seppeku for you.
9. Dishonor the Emperor and the Japanese Military.
10. You thought we were going to cover how to do it in this demo? You must be kidding.
Today we will teach you the correct ways to Seppeku effectively and traditionally!
1. Find something or somehow to dishonor your family!
2. Find a samurai sword.
Now before this point, I must alert you, only do this if you have fully dishonored yourself, your family, your cow, your sister, your village, your city, 2Pac. One Mic, Benedict Cumberbatch, And the list goes on.
3. Shine your sword!
4. Go get into a white robe.
5. Yell something like. "SENGOOOKU JINDAI."
6. Think about how stupid it sounded shouting a period of civil uprising in Japan.
7. Realize you dishonored your family even more now.
8. Go get somebody else to comitt Seppeku for you.
9. Dishonor the Emperor and the Japanese Military.
10. You thought we were going to cover how to do it in this demo? You must be kidding.